So I traveled forward in time today, to the year 3010, and... well anyways, to make a long story short, I was trying to update my journal (because, honestly, what else would I do in the future?), and I discovered that Livejournal won't let you set the date far past the twenty-first century! It's completely ludicrous if you ask me, especially considering the number of cyborg time travelers we have living in the United States these days.

Nobody has epic livejournal entries anymore. I don't care what your favorite anime is, or how bad Spoon was at the House of Blues last night, or how slow the internet is. I want to see people bleed. I want pain and suffering and catharsis and drops of sweat and tears in every questioning letter. Give me some existential crises I can sink my teeth into.